You Might Be A Firefighter If...... T-Shirt, grey colored shirt with colorful imprint. Back Imprint says:
You might be a firefighter if.....
*You have more pagers in your possession than money
*Your personal vehicle has more lights and sirens than the firetrucks at the station *You can tell what type of fire it is by the smell of the smoke from 10 miles away *You've ever used the pick up line "You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire" *You use the jaws of life to open cans of soup *You replaced your stairs with a firepole *All of the tee-shirts you own say you are a firefighter. Available in M - XXL.